, Come forward to husband's a few box on the ears.The man finds out a factory house, the responsibility asks sister-in-law Wei of factory house what use no matter.The factory house says:"How to ignore to use, however is efficacy of medicines to all run to in your the wife's hand.
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The writer"four greatest Saos"s-mouth Sao, heart Sao, article Sao, person Sao
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On putting a cow person, put to pasture a group of cows.On the first, the oxen all run, the cow doesn't understand, the ox returns, and the cow asks:Why?The ox answers:Just came to a group of village staffs, particularly ate beef.Again on the first, the cow runs, the ox doesn't understand, the cow returns, and the ox asks:Why?The cow answers:Just came to a group of county class staff, particularly brag fart.The day of the one more, the bull cow together runs and put a cow the person don't understand, the bull cow returns and puts a cow person to ask:Why?The bull cow answers Yue:Just came a group ofly city class staff, then eat beef and brag fart
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3379 to honeymoon/encourage 【2 and one chapter 】
Herd 師 and 猶 too the priest carelessly walk a male same sex 戀 of 進 bar.
沒過 How long, one the 個 year 輕 the man walk 過 ?The Che Tuan 翈熍 Wen 槪 ?
"I can with 請 do you jump down a dance 嗎 ?"
Herd 師 to stare 結 tongue to frighten into inaction, could a 時 not answer 話 ?Hui?
By hand the 趕緊 elbow tries priest, low 聲說 :"幫 I for a while, I good embarrassed!"
Priest in no hurrily the 輕 in the year person ear 邊說 the word of 幾個 ,
The year 輕 person immediately walks 開 .Herd 師鬆 one mouthful 氣 .
"The uncle of the 賀 , many 謝s. you exactly and his 說 some Shi 麼s?"
"I tell 訴 he my 們 is honeymooning."
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Mountain area sister 2 people don't know car why thing, sees on the first a car speed to think the monster doesn't understand and gradually ask driver why so quick, the driver says to encourage to make however.2 people say that we encourage also quickly, say also.2 people also make the driver encourage for it.Driver is secretly pleased, say to greatly and first come, the elder sister pursues into a house, the driver namely takes off trousers, and the elder sister sees the big door of Hai Duo of form running about wildly.The younger sister sees the strange effect beg driver to encourage, the driver is rabid to go into, poor dint but make.The matter finishes a younger sister to go a difficulty, the Nu says all of the good oils of bad heart of drivers add to its elder sister and only stay an oil residue to the younger sister.
A spool of joke brocade gathers the bushy beard/tooth/Sung that chapter 3380 takes out a cigar to believe in too much 【3 and one chapter 】
On the first, the railroad train arrives a station, the railroad train member locks a good railroad train toilet door to leave.Some male because of have no prescription then, hence the window outwardly urinates.It be unfortunately seen by a women.The women says not and very clearly, but doesn't say the heart is again unwilling, hence urgently win to living Zhi to yell a way:"Good you the bushy beard that take out a cigar spit everywhere."
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Formerly, a silly man process other people introduced to marry a daughter-in-law, nuptial chamber that daughter-in-law would not like to make him dry and prepared a pair of scissors, he just wanted while stretching into feel not to, he felt while again stretching into also not to, always felt that the thing bites him, hence the next day went home his father of elephant said this feeling, the father said:I have never heard that there is tooth in that place, I see.The father just drew back a door to see a daughter-in-law the set side light Mao is at the pot Lao big round flat cake, daughter-in-law not the good intentions knew and used a to open widely a round flat cake paste to block private parts, the father was surprised to foolishly say:Son ah, your daughter-in-law that not only has a tooth, but also edibles a big round flat cake.
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話說 Sung believes in to die Hou to go into ground 獄 too much, ?羅 Wang 體 ?He once was the gentleman of one 國 , the 決 settled 讓 his he 決 to settle the method of 懲罰 .The Wu is to send the cow 頭馬 noodles 帶 Sung to believe in 處參 too much the 觀 certainly accepts by 決 what 種懲罰 .The 盡 that Sung believes in too much to see all the way is a knife mountain oil?Is waiting bloody?The prospects of K but arrived most Hou one station 卻 to see the imperial concubine of 楊貴 just doing for Tang Ming Huang**.Wu is the 問 cow 頭馬 noodles:Is the 這 also one 種懲罰嗎 ?Niu 頭馬 Mian answers:Yes the Wu is Sung to believe in too much to?羅 Wang 稟 Ming the 說 also want to accept this 種懲罰 by himself/herself.Wu BE?The king of the 羅 orders:?Tuo tax?Descend imperial concubine 換 of 楊貴 ?Hui 屗 does Weng E Yan sprinkle Shai?
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3381 to absorb a milk machine
A 個 often depends from endure to solve the man of the 慾 of 決 , a certain stroll 100 貨 company 時 , the 發現 teaches the 電動 that the 嬰 is used to absorb a milk machine.(This absorb the milk machine is the 專為 canned milk scarcity of 媽媽設計 of, the 擠 foot canned milk Hou again the 餵 feed 嬰兒 .)The man wishes, the 買這個 returns to, with Hou need not again by hand masturbation, the Wu is him 買 also a 個 go home.At first use 時覺還 not 錯 , comfortable 過 Hou, he just does the 發現 absorb a milk machine?The K 沒 has the 開關 to stop, does he want to draw out that 話兒 ?The Hui 珶 o 論 how make great effort, start 終 could not pull out?Dui?Most Hou he the method of 沒辦 , have to beat 電話 to go to 100 貨 company the 給 sell 貨員 , 問 she how then 樣 can the 讓 absorb a milk machine to stop bottom?Dui?Sell the 貨員聽說 Hou:"! Sir, 請 you trust, absorb a milk machine the 沒 have 開關 , 當 does it absorb? the M is three liter 時s, the 會 stop from the 動 ."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3382 art to turn a chick chicken
Carve an exhibition about to opening, museum employee but carelessly be like David to fall off bad, the chick chicken dropped down, the curator urgently made the female secretary with the glue and glued well, the female secretary readily promises ……
Next day causes coaxing of audience's making while exhibitting ……
The after the event curator queries a female secretary:"Do not you understand an art?David's chick chicken are you how to glue?All with an upward exposure?"
The female secretary disgraces a blush from shame answer:"The I, I and I see your men all so.All of the chick chickens that I really don't know that the art turns are with a downward exposure."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3383 the host/penis/camel is big 【3 and one chapter 】
Friend:Do you think becoming famous for a night?Please is a host!
Do you like to be a rich man?Please is a host!
Do you like to be the lover of rich man?Please is a host!
Do you like to be the lover's pack lover?Please is a host!
Friend:Can't you study?Please is a host!
Can't you kick ball?Please is a host!
Friend:When you what all can't of time, please be a host!
In the middle country have nothing at all of time, there is still at least host.
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2 sister-in-law Gu just in the spinning, occasionally see a turnip, the husband's younger sister says:"The turnip in the basket if become the man's penis good."The elder brother's wife says:"The soft words are better."The husband's younger sister says:"Why to have to be soft?"The elder brother's wife says:"The soft words are hard, a don't become two sons?"
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A year women stand by the side of the station to wait a bus, just thinking take out a cigarette to take out and unfortunately rain at this time, very displeased, by a happy chance she sees a flank at this time one man is taking out a cigar, the man shears one of condom after the set is on the cigar,cheap beats by dr dre, by so doing cigar can't drive drenching, the women feel that this are a good way to is to buy a condom in one store in the neighborhood, the salesclerk asks her want many large codes of, she wanted to say for a while: please take a camel for me so big
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3384 hard fallen asleep
A car driver stops car in the wayside, so that he/she dozes off.When he lies in sitting chair, someone asks time, he sees form to say:"Is quick till 8:00."
He just fallen asleep and knocked a window voice again ring get up:"Sir, do you know time?"He has to again see form and tells him:8:30.
Knock a window the person is too many, he can not sleep at all well, hence wrote one the small son stick on the car window:"I don't know time!"
Too nap, the driver again lies down.But after several minutes, a passer knocks to have a window again:"Feed, Sir, now is a bad moment at 9:00!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 3385 to have Shao Ji that
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