Sexual intercourse, the wife is unbearable to in anger say to him:"Although your person is here, but the heart is over there."Husband anti- Ji way:"So you hope that my heart is here, but the person is over there?"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2152 early lesson praise through
A young nun, she goes to bed of time, there is the habit to don't wear clothes.
One day, she because getting up is too late, too late put on underwear and pants, takes an of ways to cover with, along with public top early lesson praise through go to.She right on the spot crosses legs a to sit, beginning praise through, have never thought the way that she wears to take short some, so, she didn't wear the bottom of pants, will be seen clearly by just across the street monks by the dish.Knock the monk of wooden fish, knock side to read for the side of circulate news "the nun Mou invites …… the nun Mou invite" toward other monks another monk to also knock a wood and read in:"Arrive all……………………Arrive all@(set language)@(where)"(where)at this time transformation rhythm, change to knock copper Pan and big Luo.There is again a monk's side knocking a side to say:"Store store …frame……………………Store store …frame@(set language)@(is quiet quiet see)"(is quiet quiet see)
A spool of joke brocade gathered chapter 2153 to fix
Department chief Wang is pleased to go out to drink, went to a song hall and sought a young lady to"enjoy" after saying to like wine.But department chief Wang's wine drinks that evening many, everyone has to give up an original plan and goes home department chief Wang Chan, the wife removed dress trousers and handed to go to bed to lie down for him, then oneself also sleeps bottom.Half after the hour, department chief Wang's wife is suddenly waked up with a start by a burst of telephone bell ring, picked up a telephone on listenning to, but is the husband's voice:"Is dear, I want a night …… late return …… return to a short while, have …… attend social parties ……"
Department chief Wang's wife this just discovers that the husband isn't on the bed.Is next on seeing, see the positive in the bathroom of husband take to begin machine, a see her saying:"You sleep first ……sleep!Home I already ……have been already made ……settle ……"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2154 Tang Bo Hu's story
While didn't°yet being famous Tang Bo Hu once rented at a family, due to having no money to hand over rent the boss's wife made him move out, he can't, took out a quite a few pair painting the good butterfly handed over to her to want a crest rent, although the boss's wife doesn't take pleasure in can't also have to take to sell, have never thought sold good price.
Hence she hides in the evening the window outside and secretly sees is how draw, sees Tang carry ink and took off pants and went toward the basin to the bottom son once the inside be stained with, then on the blank sheet of paper on sitting, a butterfly came out.
The boss's wife formally tells Tang Shuo on the second day:"Later I didn't want your butterfly, you had to give me the silver!"
The boss's wife also learned his appearance to draw in the evening a lot of, but sell not to go out, hence she sought understand person to see, the understand person saw a short while saying:"Your butterfly without a tail ah."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2155 to hurriedly get married
"I once spoke to grow a problem in women's seminar and asked a way:"Should specially notice after being pregnant what?"
A young women stand up to answer:"Hurriedly get married."
A spool of joke brocade gathers the matter that chapter 2156 likes
The some gentleman has no habit and only one and most like of the affair is to keep wife's sleeping company.Hence once the friends see his wife, all congratulate the husband whom she has such a standard, was really too happy.But it happened that this cuckoldry habit is to like to go to the movie, so when the friend mentions the husband's business, what she thinks to point is to go to the movie.
So she disapprovingly says:Alas!!Have what happiness can talk, you don't know!Doing it is what I seek him each time, and usually got to doorway still don't go in, sometimes unwillingly went in, also in the sleeping."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2157 Shu friendship and sex appeal
Merchant prince:I am going to the national tax administration declare income tax tomorrow, you feel is that what clothes I wear to go to more suitable?
Accountant:Put on the most broken-down clothes, let them think that you are a poor people.
Adviser:Not, though put on your most elegant full dress, beat to ascend your most expensive tie, don't let that helps the guy small lo you.
Lawyer:I come to tell a story, a female of, will be married right away, the nature is a mood to jump like sparrows, same, she doesn't know evening of the first day of the honeymoon, she should wear what clothes, hence she asks a mother, the mother says:"Put on that kind of long long of have much of the flannel evening dress to fall to feeling, the neckband must be high, the collar has been accepting Long to the neck root son, that just enough dignified Shu friendship!", Immediately after she asks an elder sister, the elder sister says:"Certainly is a miniskirt!Go together with again to ascend you most boldly low chest tights, definitely still need to peep out navel, !That is just enough sexy!
Merchant prince, accountant and adviser:(together voice)That your meaning is ……
Lawyer:In spite of you wear what, the end result is all similar.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2158, she finally promised
A men take Zhao girl son joyride, leave city 7 kilometers after, he courts to her, she refused, and still got off to on foot go home.The second day evening, this man invites her again to go out and leave city 12 kilometers, he and then to she courts, she refused again, at the same time again get off to on foot go home.On the third day, he opens car to leave city 30 kilometer extrovert her courtship, she finally promised, how many times warm and affectionate after,beats by dre solo, he forbids not to live curious ask her why be willing to promise this time.She says:"I can walk 7 kilometers from the son 12 kilometers even go home in case my friend suffers the disaster of gonorrhea, but 30 kilometers were really too far."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2159 to hold, is the meaning of Shi Mao
There is one in the village take a wife, everyone is wine to lead three to cruise, at this time the bride also Be getting more hungry, come out and see to have something to eat.See at this time her grandfather is feeding a chicken, the "hold, feed all don't eat, " bride is a city in of, have never listenned to gutter language.Does the mental state want to"hold" to is the meaning of Shi Mao?She walks to the kitchen to ask a mother-in-law, 'hold is end meaning.The mother-in-law stops a while, "you are from that listenned to come of, the daughter-in-law tells is listen to the grandfather saying, " holds, is the meaning for eating, "the mother-in-law say.The bride walks door, at the right moment run into two Shens to ask, "two Shens, we the time of Shi Mao hold ah, ", two Shen in the minds dig the mold this city inside miss to pretty open and say" late last time".This little daughter-in-law soliloquizes:All of somebody elses are to hold three times in a days, we hold once, also in the evening.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2160 still won't do
A fool gets married for three years without giving birth to a kid, beg is taught to a neighbor, the neighbor tells him:May be an after the event that thing flowed, didn't go in, have to lift cuckoldry feet to pour to jilt after sexual intercourse several bottom.The fool is very happy.
In the evening, the fool shines on the neighbor tells of the method do, the wife feels very funny, result nasal discharge all the break into laughter came.
The fool feels disappointed and soliloquize of say:Don't jilt, don't go in;A jilt again from the nose in come out, there is really no way.
A spool of joke brocade gathers ugliest infant of chapter 2061
There are a rightness of middle ages husband and wife, raise two very beautiful daughters, but they have been looking forward to Zhao to give birth to a son.They eventually the Wu decide to do most trying of Hou, after a few months of effort, God helps whoever help themselves, this wife was pregnant, nine months of Hou, bear a healthy little boy.This happy father's hurtling is going to see his freshman's son to nursery, but is seen by him of be frightened to death, his son is unexpectedly him the ugliest infant seen is in all his life.He runs to see his wife and tell her, he absolutely isn't likely to be this infant's father, and the very brutish responsibility asks him a wife:"You carry on the back Zhao, do I commit adultery?" his wife smiles Zhao to say to him very sweetly:"Have no this time."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2162 prostitute parade
The prostitutes request to go shopping parade, by rule declare parade route and parade slogan to the police department.
The slogan that they declare is:
Don't advertise for ground, not
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